If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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