And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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