Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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