D3 body, D1 cock
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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