Tell her she can't have a vagina
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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