Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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