But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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