just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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