What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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