It's like God shit irony all over that family
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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