You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It was like getting head from an anaconda
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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