Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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