THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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