K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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