Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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