Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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