I never want to see another naked old woman again.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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