it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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