Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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