I wannas sexs uuuuu
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Randomize
