Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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