very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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