She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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