You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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