dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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