I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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