Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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