How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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