Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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