I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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