Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Still dying that you shit outside
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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