I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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