no. you can't hotbox the world.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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