? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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