What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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