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(765): View more from Indiana

I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing

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(847): View more from Illinois

Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess

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(239): View more from Florida

My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.

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(419): View more from Ohio

cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.

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(586): View more from Michigan

She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?

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(705): View more from Ontario

I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole

(705): View more from Ontario

Put me down for a bogey

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