you win again, gameday.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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