this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
