reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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