so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
only if we run a train.
done.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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