YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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