yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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