Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Randomize
