Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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