I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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