ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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