She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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