Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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