who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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