I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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