she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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