wat bout pragnant strippers??
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
