He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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