the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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