I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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